gahhh. im so excited for prom. i dont think anyone...
tyleroakley: Excuse me? lmfao wtf?
aanubis: if u wear snapbacks i feel bad for u son i got 99 problems but a premature bald patch which you seem to be hiding under that ridiculous hat which you still have sticker attached to yes we all know it cost you $29.99 maybe you should have bought some socks instead they would make a better impression with your stupid boat shoes
boyincorduroyshorts: The first time I heard BTW and Gaga said “No matter black, white or beige, chola or orient made” I started crying bc I knew she was talking about me
chekhov: The most abundant resource on earth is unsold copies of Madonna’s new cd
kattpisss: I put on Nicki Minaj and my dogs start barking and whining. Maybe dogs and humans arent so different after all.
basedgosh: i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
the-absolute-best-posts: imperialbedrooms: There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable. This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely...